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optician:
so how many hours on average do you spend per day on your laptop?
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me:
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optician:
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me:
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optician:
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me:
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optician:
about two?
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me:
yeah, that.
Friends with a cat murderer. Goooood.
(Source: tellmeyoullrememberforeveryoung)
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Jimmy Wales:
Hey, excuse me
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Pedestrian:
Can I help you?
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Jimmy Wales:
Give me your coat
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Pedestrian:
Wh... why?
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Jimmy Wales:
I really like it. Can I have it?
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Pedestrian:
No, no you can't
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Jimmy Wales:
I thought you'd say that. Here, please read this personal appeal.
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